Here are 21 Baby Shower Cakes NOT Recommended.
Planning a baby shower should be easy right? Think again.
All the games, food, people, locations, themes can get complicated. Then there’s the cake.
1. The Push Cake. How did this idea of an edible pregnant woman entirely naked pushing her baby out of her vagina come up? We may never know.
3. Another Push-the-baby-out cake. Nicely layered on top of a diagonal bed and the blanket looks pretty cozy. Don’t forget the pacifiers and pubic hair. A for effort.
5. Hey there’s a lot of Star Wars groupies out there. Congrats Darth Vader, You ARE the Father.
6. A lifesize pale blue baby with a blue umbilical cord. Are you worried yet mom? Now eat your baby!
7. Because maybe mom and dad are Lord of the Rings fans.
10. Add the hands and “catch phrase” looks like a creative cake. It even has an outtie belly button. Don’t drop the baby!
11. Recycle your cabbage patch doll for the extreme close up zoom in the vagina cake. Perfect size for chocolate sprinkle pubes.
12. Some babies are actually born with a full head of hair. And some moms look like ginger bread women. With boobs!
14. Movie theme baby showers seem to be pretty popular. For all you “Aliens” fans! Why not? It’s a baby shower!
15. Ah yes. The natural birth in water cake. Mini cake in tub, of course!
16. Calling all bacon lovers! Cakes now come in bacon flavor shaped like a real baby with bacon diapers!
17. You can still get a photo baby shower cake! Just provide the sonogram! Animal print nighty for mom. She’ll love it.
Send this to someone having a baby. Enjoy!