21 Baby Shower Cakes NOT Recommended 

21 Baby Shower Cakes NOT Recommended 

Here are 21 Baby Shower Cakes NOT Recommended.

Planning a baby shower should be easy right? Think again.


All the games, food, people, locations, themes can get complicated. Then there’s the cake.

 

1. The Push Cake. How did this idea of an edible pregnant woman entirely naked pushing her baby out of her vagina come up? We may never know. 21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

2. It’s a boy. A monkey boy. Congratulations you’re having a monkey boy.21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

3. Another Push-the-baby-out cake. Nicely layered on top of a diagonal bed and the blanket looks pretty cozy. Don’t forget the pacifiers and pubic hair. A for effort.21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

4. Because mothers give cesarian births too. Blood is a good touch for this one. Hashtag C-section!
21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

5. Hey there’s a lot of Star Wars groupies out there. Congrats Darth Vader, You ARE the Father. 21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

6.  A lifesize pale blue baby with a blue umbilical cord. Are you worried yet mom? Now eat your baby!
21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

7. Because maybe mom and dad are Lord of the Rings fans.  21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

8. So many tools so little time. Don’t forget to eat the placenta!
21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

9.  A spin-off of the pregnant belly cake. Fetus-in-embryotic-fluid cake. 21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

10. Add the hands and “catch phrase” looks like a creative cake. It even has an outtie belly button. Don’t drop the baby!
21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

11. Recycle your cabbage patch doll for the extreme close up zoom in the vagina cake. Perfect size for chocolate sprinkle pubes.    21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

12. Some babies are actually born with a full head of hair. And some moms look like ginger bread women. With boobs!
21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

13. I have a good idea, let’s bake a cake with the baby doll popping out of it! 21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

14. Movie theme baby showers seem to be pretty popular. For all you “Aliens” fans! Why not? It’s a baby shower!
21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

15.  Ah yes. The natural birth in water cake. Mini cake in tub, of course!

21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

16. Calling all bacon lovers! Cakes now come in bacon flavor shaped like a real baby with bacon diapers!
21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

17. You can still get a photo baby shower cake! Just provide the sonogram! Animal print nighty for mom. She’ll love it.21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

18. Because breast feeding is so important.
21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

19. Good bye tummy playboy bunny!  21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

20. Push girl Push! On top of her head so the baby can fly out!
21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

21. Yum! Strawberry for birthing blood and light colored flesh frosting! 21 Baby Shower Cakes We Don’t Recommend

Send this to someone having a baby. Enjoy!

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