Miss Colombia was de-crowned at the Miss Universe pageant on Sunday. And now she’s being offered a new crown. A crown that adorns the heads of such celebrity A-listers like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and… Fred Durst… Yep, it’s the celebrity sex tape club.
And Miss Ariadna Gutierrez has been promised that, should she join the club, she could become as big as Vanessa Williams since, you know, she is “the only name that people remember…The main reason for that is her nude photos in Pent House”
Porn King Steve Hirsch sent a letter to Ariadna Gutierrez Tuesday offering $1 million for her to star in a sex tape. “Celebrity sex tapes we have distributed have enhanced the careers of stars such as Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, Pamela Anderson and many others.”
It’s true. America is a land of opportunity, where the most grand opportunities and all it’s open doors leading to rooms of wealth, can be entered through on-camera sex. Yikes. Donald Trump recently said the Miss Colombia miss-crowning would never have happened if the event were still under his control. But what will he say if Miss Colombia goes through with this offer? It’s a very tempting offer…
Hirsch even offered her a wide range of freedom to make her comfortable, “You will pick your partners, the type of sex you want to have and how many movies you ultimately appear in.”
He sold it to her hard, as a good porn king does: “commission the making of the first Vivid Girl Crown for you and we believe it will be grander than anything Miss Philippines will ever wear.”