Politics

Donald Trump’s Father was Woody Guthrie’s Racist Landlord

The right-wing media likes to imagine billionaire real-estate mogul Donald Trump as some kind of folk hero, even if there’s nothing particularly heroic about standing in front of a camera and producing the intellectual equivalent of fart noises. In any case, Gawker reported  that Trump shares an interesting connection with a folk hero:Woody Guthrie, the American singer responsible for “This Land Is Your Land” …

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Republican Candidates Imitating Art, Fashion, and Kanye West

The presidential campaign remains hot. The candidates still continue their rancorous debate over the boots on the ground. And not those tacky, over-sized, last season boots worn by our men and women in uniform. We’re talking the latest in menswear fashion, the biggest trend in political attire since the colors red, white and blue. We are talking the boots made …

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Gov. Brown of Oregon Is Really, Really Sick Of The Militia

Well since the sex toys didn’t work, the Oregon Militia must be faced with the opposer they’ve been opposing during this whole opposition—The dreaded government!  Oregon governor Kate Brown was livid Wednesday over the manner in which the federal authorities have been mishandling this makeshift militia. How exactly has this mock militia been mishandled? Well, they’re still there, and have …

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Trump And His Tiny Dancers Coin Phrase “Americatude”

Ever noticed how North Korea is not included in Disney’s “It’s A Small World”? And neither is America really, no in a lot of detail. Ever wonder what it would be like if Disney combined American Patriotism, with North Korea’s creepily off putting propaganda, and shrunk it all down to a cutesy miniature and made it sing and dance? Well …

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Bill Maher: The Only Thing Worse Than Trump Is Cruz

Bill Maher of HBO’s long-running “Real Time With Bill Maher” (Coming back to HBO this Friday) gave his shocking insight to the Republican front runners to The Daily Beast Thursday. The comic who has never held back from letting his liberal opinions rear their left wing heads divulged in his theory that a Cruz presidency is what we should really …

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Trump Says Nikki Haley’s #SOTU Response Was “Weak On Immigration”

The Republican GOP frontrunner and personified YouTube comment section Donald Trump has hit back at Nikki Haley after her thinly veiled toss of shade in Trump’s direction. Haley, the South Carolina Governor who spoke as the Republican State of the Union response Tuesday night used her time to, like the president had in his STOU address, make a subtle nod …

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Maine Paul LePage Racially Charged For Comments on Drug Dealers

Maine Paul LePage Racially Charged For Comments on Drug Dealers

The governor of Maine, Paul LePage, has made some controversial remarks — which some have decried as “racist” — about out-of-state drug dealers coming into Maine, saying they have names like “D-Money” and that “half the time they impregnate a young, white girl.” Addressing Maine’s drug challenges at a town hall Wednesday, LePage, a Republican, said, “These are guys by the …

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GOP Confident Obama Won’t Veto Bill To Defund Planned Parenthood

Many republicans who now hope to defund Planned Parenthood were persuaded to support the bill after an anti-abortion advocacy group last year claimed the organization was selling fetal tissue. Planned Parenthood has since denied any misconduct of the sort. They even had to defend themselves in a hearing, where they were displayed completely inaccurate charts that “came from [Planned Parenthood’s] …

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Putin’s 2016 Calendar Is Creepishly Intimate

If you’ve ever wanted to keep track of the days, and stay intimate with Russian President slash active lover of bare chested horseback riding Vladimir Putin, your wait is over. A startlingly intimate 2016 Putin calendar has been published by Russian tabloid, Zvezdi I Soveti (Stars and Advice). The newspaper says it has printed 200,000 copies and they are already …

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