Go home, America. Stop what you’re doing, turn the lights off, get the kettle going. Love is dead and there is nothing you can do about it.
How did this happen? I’ll tell you how it happened – Harris was recently spotted leaving a Thai massage parlor.
Well, it’s a Thai massage parlor. It’s not like a Massage Envy, where some pleasant woman named Donna gives you a massage while the gentle sounds of the rainforest play. It’s a totally different ball game at a Thai massage parlor… so I’ve heard.
And then there’s this: Gawker looked into the particular parlor Harris visited. According to reviews from enthusiasts of those kind of massage parlors, the spot specializes in quality massages but — wait for it — gives no happy endings. None. Per one reviewer: “Get your mind out of the gutter. There’s no happy ending. Not even a happy beginning.” And from another reviewer: “It was hard not to get a HE [happy ending] From her especially since she was so cute but it was not offered so I had no choice but to take a great massage experience.”
No happy endings. The same can be said for Taylor’s relationships.
Stay tuned as this “story” develops.
(Via Radar Online)