VIDEO Man Crashes A Million Dollar Porsche 918 In A Parking Lot

A million bucks buys you a lot of car with the Porsche 918 Spyder. But that doesn’t mean you can’t crash it in a parking lot like it was a $500 Saturn.


This was recorded in Saint-Tropez, Nikki Beach specifically. At least that’s what the original posting of this Instagram video states, uploaded by ‘St Tropez Russian Blog’ @kristina_lifetime.

Рубрика: #ПляжнаяЖизнь в #StTropez #СанТропе. Сегодня на #Никкибич, русские, #разбили #спортивнуюМашину #Porsche #Порше. Избыточное внимание окружающих вскружило голову #РусскомуПарню так, что он не вписался в поворот, и слава богу сбил бардюр, а не прохожих. #KristinaLifeTime for #StTropezRussianBlog #WelcomToSaintTropez #WelcomToStTropez ENG: #Beach #life in #StTropez # SanTrope. #Today at Nikki #Beach, #Russian, defeated #sportsCar #Porsche918 #Spyder. Many attention of others turned the heads of #RussianGysso that he does not fit into the rotation, and thank God knocked bardyur, not passers-by. FR: La vie de plage dans #StTropez #SaintTropez Aujourd’hui à #NikkiBeach, #russe, battus #voiture de sport #Porsche918Spyder Attention boky beaucoup des autres fait tourner la tête de Russie # gars pour qu’il ne rentre pas dans la rotation, et je remercie Dieu frappa bardyur, pas les passants.

A video posted by Kristina (@kristina_lifetime) on

Рубрика: #ПляжнаяЖизнь в #StTropez #СанТропе. Сегодня на Никки бич, русские, #разбили #спортивнуюМашину #Порше918Спайдер #Порше Избыточное внимание окружающих вскружило голову #РусскомуПарню так, что он не вписался в поворот, и слава богу сбил бардюр, а не прохожих. #KristinaLifeTime for #StTropezRussianBlog #WelcomToSaintTropez #WelcomToStTropez ENG: #Beach #life in #StTropez # SanTrope. #Today at #NikkiBeach, #Russian, defeated #sportsCar #Porsche Many attention of others turned the heads of #RussianGysso that he does not fit into the rotation, and thank God knocked bardyur, not passers-by. FR: La vie de plage dans #StTropez #SaintTropez Aujourd’hui à Nikki #Beach, #russe, battus #voiture de sport #Porsche918Spyder #Porsche918 #Porsche boky beaucoup des autres fait tourner la tête de Russie # gars pour qu’il ne rentre pas dans la rotation, et je remercie Dieu frappa bardyur, pas les passants. #EpiBeach #Pampelone #Epi

A video posted by Kristina (@kristina_lifetime) on

Рубрика: #ПляжнаяЖизнь в #StTropez #СанТропе. Сегодня на Никки бич, #русские, #разбили #спортивнуюМашину #Порше918Спайдер #Порше окружающих вскружило голову #РусскомуПарню так, что он не вписался в поворот, и слава богу сбил бардюр, а не прохожих. #KristinaLifeTime for #StTropezRussianBlog #WelcomToSaintTropez #WelcomToStTropez ENG: #Beach #life in #StTropez #SanTrope. #Today at Nikki #Beach, #Russian, defeated #sportsCar #Porsche918 attention of others turned the heads of #RussianGysso that he does not fit into the rotation, and thank God knocked bardyur, not passers-by. FR: La vie de plage dans #StTropez #SaintTropez Aujourd’hui à #NikkiBeach, #russe, battus #voiture de sport #Porsche #Porsche918 #Porsche918Spyder des autres fait tourner la tête de Russie # gars pour qu’il ne rentre pas dans la rotation, et je remercie Dieu frappa bardyur, pas les passants. #EpiBeach #Pampelone #Epi

A video posted by Kristina (@kristina_lifetime) on

Let’s watch those highlights again in another GIF, for good measure.

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Here’s the full caption, omitting the Russian and French-language versions of the same text.

ENG: #Beach #lifein #StTropez # SanTrope. #Today at Nikki #Beach#Russian, defeated#sportsCar #Porsche. Many attention of others turned the heads of#RussianGysso that he does not fit into the rotation, and thank God knocked bardyur, not passers-by.

The details of the crash are particularly unclear. Does this shirtless man own this Porsche 918? Is he off his mind on drugs or booze, or is he a blowhard even when sober?

No one was hurt in the incident, though things between this guy and his companion seem somewhat heated after the wreck, and the guy’s status with security seems in poor health as well.

Even one of the fastest, safest cars ever made can still crash into a parked car with a moron behind the wheel.

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