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#DrummondPuddleWatch Gets Even Weirder Than It Already Sounds



As Author/league two football team AFC Wimbledon sponsor John Green would say, “In a stunning turn of events, it’s raining in England.” But in a turn of event perhaps more extreme, Britain has been invaded for once. This rain has caused a puddle, and this invasion of viewers has left Newcastle speechless. Speechless, unless of course “shushing” any dolt who dare asks, “why the hell are you staring at a bloody puddle?”

Is it that slow of a news day? Is an Obamacare repeal bill not enthralling enough? How about North Korea claiming a successful hydrogen bomb test? No? Not even a little? Britain, you know that Southern California is having earthquakes and massive floods at once right? But still you’re choosing to look at your one of probably billions of puddles your rainy wizard island gets a day? Alright, so the Humdrum Drummond Puddle it is then. Oh Internet, you never fail to not surprise any of us at all.


Alas, 20,000 viewers on Periscope are currently captivated by the live stream of people just trying to cross this puddle. But in the easily entertained internet users defense, the people of Newcastle are making this very hard to ignore. People brought by floats and paddles, others brought surfboards, and some took of their clothes and really just went for it. Not to mention, the commentary on Twitter and Tumblr had better banter than most scripted awards shows.


Nearby pranksters have made hilarious additions to the puddle. Like this wet floor sign:


People brought the public opinion, plus Jesus, into the mix:


Popular U.K. parody twitter account “Very British Problems” predicted tomorrow’s riveting British headlines:


People ignored their obligations and feasted their eyes upon the puddle action as if there was a match on:


People deemed it Oscar worthy and then memed that right up:


Speaking of memes, someone on Tumblr did the honors of writing up a “The Signs As” meme for the puddle event. Just to make it a bit more personal:


Even Star Wars jumped in on the action. Not surprising though, they already had left their seemingly ubiquitous images on bottled water, now they’re splattering their X Wing Fighters on rainy floor water:


All in all, it’s another wet day in England, except this time it reminds us of the beautiful moments of the internet. As horrifying and backwards as times may seem, you can always find a corner of the internet where thousands have sought refuge in the trivial and seemingly mundane. They’ve come together to create something as a community. They’ve taken a random act of God that may have even ruined someone’s day, and turned it into an event that that someone gets to laugh about when they’re drying off at home. They’ve given a gift to millions of awkward humans who can now say, “Hey, did you see that puddle thing?” And the person responds, “Yeah how weird was that?!” And that awkward person can now just nod the conversation away. They’ve proven to the rest of the planet that when times are tight, the internet forever stays loose enough to forget the constriction of reality by laughing at a small body of water and those who attempts to cross it brought joy and engaging discourse. And that’s truly beautiful.

Or it’s just really damn weird. But thanks to the internet, however you see #DrummondPuddleWatch, weird, hilarious, beautiful, or a waste of time, you can join the conversation and be a part of something.

Karina Rose is a young writer from Southern California currently contributing to and running online blogs ranging from entertainment, news, to creative arts. Working for and interning with filmmakers and social media personalities she hopes to continue sharing her unique perspective and original content.


Padma Lakshmi’s Viral Fourth of July Pie Featured a Political Message



Padma Lakshmi's Viral Fourth of July Pie Featured a Political Message

Padma Lakshmi used pie to make a political statement during her Fourth of July celebrations this year.

Lakshmi made a berry pie with the phrase “close the camps” written with dough on the top for Thursday’s holiday. The “Top Chef” host and author seemed to be referring to the controversial immigration detention facilities at the US border, which many have compared to concentration camps.

The host, who describes herself as an “immigrant” in her Twitter bio, shared a photo of her dessert with followers on social media, calling it a “truly American pie.”

In a subsequent tweet, Lakshmi urged her followers to contact their local representatives and “demand they #CloseTheCamps.” She also shared an image of herself holding the pie.

Lakshmi’s political dessert got a lot of users talking on Twitter.

Some were even inspired to create their own politically-inspired treats for the Fourth of July.

Other users were less enthusiastic, and some even “fixed” Lakshmi’s pie to better align with their own political views to say “close the borders.”

Lakshmi’s baking project also gained the support of celebrities like Busy Philipps and Amy Schumer, who shared their support on social media.


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The “Top Chef” host and author is the latest celebrity to speak out in support of immigrant rights. Stars like Mindy Kaling, Chrissy Teigen, and John Legend have donated their time or money to pro-immigration organizations while condemning anti-immigrant sentiments.

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‘Crazy’ Raccoon Dog Terrorizes Villagers in the UK

A wild raccoon dog has been terrorizing a U.K. village, terrifying locals and attacking pets.

SWNS reports that police were called to Clarborough in Nottinghamshire this week after some residents were subjected to a two-hour standoff with the strange-looking animal.



'Crazy' Raccoon Dog Terrorizes Villagers in the UK

A wild raccoon dog has been terrorizing a U.K. village, terrifying locals and attacking pets.

SWNS reports that police were called to Clarborough in Nottinghamshire this week after some residents were subjected to a two-hour standoff with the strange-looking animal.

Villager Mandy Marsh was woken by a “blood-curdling scream” early on Tuesday morning and her husband Dale ran outside to see a raccoon dog confronting the couple’s pet goat and pony. “He came back and he said to me ‘you are going to have to come and see this, there is something in the field attacking the pony and I have absolutely no idea what it is’,” she told SWNS.

“This raccoon was absolutely crazy. It was hissing and screaming and snarling,” Marsh added. “It was going absolutely mad.”

Armed with planks of wood, it took the couple two hours to chase the angry raccoon dog away, although their pet goat was left with a sore shoulder and scratches following the animal’s attack.

The raccoon dog returned moments later to confront a dog walker outside the March’s home, according to SWNS.

Police have warned local residents to be vigilant.

'Crazy' Raccoon Dog Terrorizes Villagers in the UK

Two raccoon dogs went missing from a nearby enclosure on the morning of May 28, according to Nottinghamshire Police. “The animals, which are described as being the same size of a medium-to-small-sized dog, are potentially dangerous if approached as they are not domesticated,” it added, in a statement.

Marsh said that a local wildlife tracker offered to help track the raccoon dogs and had told her that something had been attacking local animals recently.

'Crazy' Raccoon Dog Terrorizes Villagers in the UK

Raccoon dogs are not raccoons, but are members of the canid, or dog family, according to the U.K.’s Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA). They are related to foxes and wolves.

“Raccoon dogs are wild animals – rather than domesticated pets,” it explains, on its website, noting that the animals pose “a highly invasive risk” to native species in Europe.

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Creator of Viral Twitter Heroin Hoax Shane Morris Starts GoFundMe to Hide From MS-13

Nashville web developer Shane Morris sat down at his computer Monday night, opened Twitter, and tried to go viral.

“Y’all wanna hear a story about the…



reator of Viral Twitter Heroin Hoax Shane Morris Starts GoFundMe to Hide From MS-13

Nashville web developer Shane Morris sat down at his computer Monday night, opened Twitter, and tried to go viral.

“Y’all wanna hear a story about the time I accidentally transported a brick of heroin from Los Angeles to Seattle?” Morris tweeted. “I bet. Alright, let’s do this…”

The story, according to Morris, went as follows: A few years back, he discovered a package of heroin in a van he had purchased. Instead of turning the drugs in, he quickly sold them—making him an admitted to drug trafficker. For a year or so, nothing important happened. But then, the son of the van’s previous owner tried to buy back the van, ostensibly in an attempt to reclaim the heroin. According to Morris, he fooled the son into thinking that the heroin was still there by packaging a copy of John Grisham’s The Pelican Brief and putting it where the drugs had been.

If this wasn’t crazy enough, Morris—still on Twitter—then taunted Salvadoran gang MS-13, claiming that he had tricked one of the gang’s members out of the money with a John Grisham book.

Morris’ tweets were a hit, garnering more than 67,000 retweets and getting aggregated across the Internet. The heroin escapades offered the rare chance Twitter users to share in an experience that wasn’t about a disaster or politics, with one declaring it “the greatest fucking story I’ve ever read.”

“THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WILD,” tweeted New York Times reporter Sopan Deb.

A few days later, though, Morris is reconsidering whether his viral fame was such a good idea. Having taunted a deadly gang, he is now saying the thread was not true.

“I realized, because of my lie, that it’s not fun to fuck with MS-13,” Morris told The Daily Beast.

Morris said that his Twitter thread, which he stresses was a fabrication, has prompted real threats against his life. And so he’s embarked on a separate internet campaign to clean up the mess he created. In a Medium post on Friday, Morris insisted the story was fake.

“Most importantly, I definitely didn’t rob an MS-13 gang member,” Morris wrote. “In retrospect, that’s probably the dumbest thing you can write and put on the internet.”

Morris isn’t the first person to fabricate a Twitter story for internet clout and almost assuredly won’t be the last. In 2013, a Bachelor producer went viral for tweets about passive aggressive notes passed on an airplane, but later admitted it was all fake.

But Morris may be the first to face death threats over his Twitter story, presuming that those threats are actually true themselves. Morris is supposedly in such risk, he said, that he made a GoFundMe page to pay for his disappearance along with his wife. The fundraising pitch is pretty straightforward: “I Need To Go Into Hiding.”

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